QUIZ: Which Seinfeld Character Said The Quote?
“I can’t spare a square.”

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In a movie theater restroom, a woman in the neighboring stall can’t “spare” any toilet paper for Elaine. In true Elaine fashion, she later gets revenge on the woman later by taking several rolls of TP from the bathroom while the woman is in need of some, shouting, “I don’t have it, I don’t have a square to spare, I can’t spare a square.”
NBC/Seinfeld
NBC/Seinfeld
“I can’t spare a square.”
- Estelle Costanza
- Susan
- Elaine
- Sue Ellen Mischke
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